“Where is my Coffee?” Unisex Sports Shorts

Description

☕💥 Where Is My Coffee? – Unisex Sports Shorts ⚡🏃‍♀️

Wake. Run. Rage. Repeat. The Where Is My Coffee? Sports Shorts are a wearable caffeine crisis—exploding with color, chaos, and just the right amount of “don’t talk to me yet” energy.

Made for movement, powered by espresso dreams and digital screams, these shorts are built for early risers, late grinders, and anyone who knows that coffee isn’t a want—it’s a need.

🔥 Loud all-over print that screams morning meltdown
⚡ Lightweight, breathable, chaos-ready
🌐 NFT-native drip with IRL hustle energy
☕ For caffeine crusaders, gym junkies & sleepy degen souls

Because the grind starts before the coffee hits.

Thanks to the smooth, water-repellent fabric, the shorts are perfect for a multitude of activities, such as running, exercising, and even swimming. With the mesh pockets, there’s always a place for carrying valuables.

• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Fabric weight: 5.13 oz. /yd. ² (174 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
• Breathable and fast-drying material
• UPF50+ protection
• 6.5″ (16.5 cm) inseam
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• No inner lining
• Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our expert in-house team
• The fabric is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified
• The recycled content of this product is certified under Global Recycled Standard (GRS)

This product is made on demand. No minimums.

What is recycled polyester?

Recycled polyester (rPET for short) is a fabric that’s produced from synthetic fibers. Recycled polyester is produced by recycling existing materials (like plastic bottles and packaging) but still has all the characteristics and performance as a regular polyester, making it a more sustainable fabric alternative.

How’s recycled polyester made?

Recycled polyester is made by crushing plastic products into small pieces. These small pieces are then processed into yarn, transformed into a fiber, and in the end—made into a fabric.

What are the advantages of recycled polyester?

Producing rPet takes 33% to 53% less energy than creating polyester from scratch. Also, rPet produces approximately 54.6% fewer CO2 emissions to the air than virgin polyester.

By using recycled materials to make things like the All-Over Print Unisex Athletic Long Shorts, at least some of the plastic waste produced doesn’t end up in landfills.