Description

Where Is My Coffee? Unisex Sports Shorts – Performance Athletic Shorts for Runners & Gym Training

Wake. Run. Rage. Repeat. The Where Is My Coffee? Unisex Sports Shorts are designed for athletes, runners, and caffeine-powered creators who start the grind before the coffee hits. Featuring a bold all-over print inspired by morning meltdown energy, these shorts combine NFT-style attitude with real-world performance.

Built for running, gym workouts, training sessions, and swimming, these sports shorts deliver lightweight comfort, breathability, and unrestricted movement. Perfect for early risers, late grinders, and anyone who knows coffee isn’t optional—it’s essential.

Why You’ll Love the “Where Is My Coffee?” Sports Shorts

• Eye-Catching All-Over Print capturing chaotic, caffeine-fueled energy
• Lightweight & Breathable Fabric for high-intensity workouts
• NFT-Inspired Athletic Design blended with real performance features
• Elastic Waistband for a secure, flexible fit during movement
• Designed for Runners, Gym Training & Creators who never slow down

Because the grind starts before the coffee hits.

Performance Fabric & Functional Details

Thanks to the smooth, water-repellent microfiber fabric, these unisex sports shorts are ideal for running, training, gym workouts, and swimming. Mesh side pockets provide safe storage for valuables while you stay in motion.

• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Fabric weight: 5.13 oz/yd² (174 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch, moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
• Breathable and fast-drying material
• UPF 50+ sun protection
• 6.5 in (16.5 cm) inseam
• Elastic waistband with flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• No inner lining
• Printed, cut, and hand-sewn in-house
• OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified fabric
• Recycled content certified under the Global Recycled Standard (GRS)

This product is made on demand. No minimums.

Sustainable Materials

What Is Recycled Polyester?

Recycled polyester (rPET) is made from existing synthetic materials such as plastic bottles and packaging. It offers the same durability and performance as regular polyester while providing a more sustainable alternative.

How Is Recycled Polyester Made?

Plastic materials are broken down into small pieces, processed into yarn, transformed into fibers, and then woven into high-performance athletic fabric.

Advantages of Recycled Polyester

Producing recycled polyester uses 33–53% less energy than virgin polyester and generates approximately 54.6% fewer CO₂ emissions. Using recycled materials helps reduce plastic waste ending up in landfills while maintaining excellent athletic performance.